Friday, March 17, 2017

Another Trump Appointed Pile Of Poop

The once great United States of America has again shown the world what useless looks like. Rex Tillerson, Trump's choice to start a third world war, has had to take a break from his duties because he needs a widdle nappy-poo. Tillerson is apparently too pooped to poop. Sad!

This is in stark contrast to the tenure of Secretary of State Clinton. In February 2009, Clinton made her first trip as secretary to Asia, visiting Japan, Indonesia, South Korea, and China. She continued to travel heavily in her first months in office, often getting very enthusiastic responses by engaging with the local populace.

In early March 2009, Clinton made her first trip as secretary to Israel. On March 5, Clinton attended the NATO foreign ministers meeting in Brussels. In August 2009, Clinton embarked on her longest trip yet, to a number of stops in Africa. In October 2009, Clinton's intervention – including juggling conversations on two mobile phones while sitting in a limousine – overcame last-minute snags and saved the signing of an historic Turkish–Armenian accord that established diplomatic relations and opened the border between the two long-hostile nations.

On the same trip, Clinton visited the Middle East, in an effort to restart the Israeli–Palestinian peace process. In November 2009, Secretary Clinton led the U.S. delegation at the 20th anniversary celebrations of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

In December 2009, Clinton attended the Copenhagen United Nations Climate Change Conference, where she pushed forward a last-minute proposal of significant new amounts of foreign aid to help developing countries deal with the effects of global warming.

That dear readers was just an abridged description of Secretary Clinton's first year as Secretary of State, and includes a time-out for surgery to repair a right elbow fracture caused by a fall in the State Department basement. The painful injury and recuperation caused her to miss two foreign trips.

Now our new Secretary of State Limp-dick Pusswad has to take a break because he is so exhausted after barely a month and a half on the job. On his maiden Asian tour Tillerson spent almost 2 1/2 hours with Japanese Foreign Minister Kishida including a dinner, and another hour with Prime Minister Abe. But his meetings with Yun and Hwang of South Korea were each confined to about an hour, without a lunch or dinner gathering. Seoul officials said the US side opted not to have a meal together, citing the secretary’s “fatigue.”

Here we have another Trump appointed piece of useless garbage. Tillerson would rather start a nuclear war with North Korea than negotiate a peaceful resolution because ... he is too fucking tired. Sad!

Editor's note: I wrote this. It is not a "copy and paste." But you may.


  1. Low energy Tillerson taking in millions with high energy ties to Russia. The idiots in White House are just itching to provoke war. Boots on ground in Syria, American air strikes killing civilians at a worship service. We are doomed.

    1. I wish I could argue with you Tina, but our chances of survival don't look too good. Bannon has said he wants to destroy America as we know it today. I can't decide what he whats to replace it with - an oligarchy or a fascist state. Maybe another Russia?

  2. When your president hires spies to watch his own hand-chosen Cabinet to ensure their loyalty, I expect a new Russian state is forming before our eyes.