Seems as though a body can't go nowhere these days without hearing Christmas music blaring from every store, restaurant, and liquor store from here to East Bumf#@k, Egypt and back. I've been lucky so far this season, I've only been subjected to Rockin' 'Round the Christmas Tree once. I heard a piece of Jingle Bell Rock once, but I had the clicker in my hand and quickly changed the channel before I had the chance to get a gun and shoot the teevee.
I do have a couple of Christmas favorites, but dang it, I've yet to hear any of them. So, to get me into the holiday spirit I decided to include one of the best right here: